Miller Hi Life* is a union beer. May have to pay a little more downtown, but it’s worth it. Miller never disappoints. She doesn’t travel far, so she shows you who she is through the clear glass bottle. If you get her in cans–she dresses up nice, so undress her and recycle [narrator smashes can of Miller he just enjoyed and throws it into kitchen recycling waste basket].
*Miller Hi Life is a registered trademark of the Miller Brewing Company. “If you’ve got the time, we’ve got the beer, Miller Beer.”
https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/12/05/is-miller-irish –John Rubens compilation copyright 12-05-2016