@realDonaldTrump: Ever heard of Neilsen?
@realDonaldTrump: If you’re not a “twitter genius”, how can I rate your tweets?
@hillaryclinton: It’s called monetize Donald.
@realDonaldTrump: Like your speeches?
@hillaryclintion: Like The Apprentice only larger.
@realDonaldTrump: Boy would I fire your ass, real quick.
@hillaryclinton: I beg your pardon?
@realDonaldTrump: Those secret service guys…
@hillaryclinton: Yes, I can see how you can write a whole show around firing people. Actually, The Apprentice was a fine job. Why’d you leave? You know it would be a hit again with you in it.
@realDonaldTrump: What’s up?
@hillaryclinton: The race is tight in four states as you know. What if a lot of people move to those states? Can you compete with your potential predecessor?
@realDonaldTrump: Hillary, English please, like you speak to the rest of your peps. New York! We had good times didn’t we? I almost hate to leave.
@hillaryclinton: Donald, you’re the life of the party, but it’s the wrong party. If you ask me, you belong in New York–or would you move the Capitol too?
@realDonaldTrump: Not a bad idea Hillary, too bad you can’t copyright ideas. I’ll give you credit though if we do.